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Sunday, September 10th, 2006

like a follow up to the previous post, i shall apologise for such a long break in anything really fun to read on this blog. changes should be expected in time to come!

there isn't really much time left for blogging. you see, i only started blogging towards the end of my army life because i suddenly had A LOT of time i spent online. those were the days of playing counterstrike and stoning on msn.. so i guess i found something to do by blogging…

nowadays there are just too many things fighting for my attention… so yup haha for me to blog REALLY takes up a lot of effort. but i'll try!

UPDATES–

dinner and dance is finally over. more free time at night instead of making costumes
ibg is soon to be over. more free time here and there without trainings and having to do go down to support the games
and then tgio will be over

its finally time for proper hallish life to kick in… by that i meant those non-events and just living hall life the KR family way… having dinners together, talking cock and disturbing neighbours just because you're bored.. just the normal boring days that i look forward to… and then i can mug.

MUG!

alrite dnd photos and whatnots will be posted soon when i feel bored enough. i think i should transform this site into one full of pictures.. then i can type less.

your entitlement?

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

alright i know i've not been blogging and i apologize… aside from leading a rather boring life that meant little to blog about, my internet access has also been removed from the office and i don't know why. what i know is that i'm left with about 4 hours of precious internet time at home daily and i rather spend it playing dota and cs than blogging.

also i don't like to blog about something that happened a day or two ago… stale news is like a bag of rotten tomatoes.. it still smells and taste like the sweetness you knew, but you can't really place the taste, and it ain't as enjoyable as before.

but! today something happened in the train that i must talk about, and it has something to do with the title of this post:

alrite at novena station (why always novena) there was the lady i'd guess in her mid 40s wearing typical office attire.. some whitish female work top and a black knee-length skirt and a purple blazerish jacket… and her hair is quite horrendous. it reminds me of a poodle with a lobsided ear… remember how in primary school when you used to draw females? you'd draw their hair like an inverted |_| shape… yup her hair was like that… only that it was actually asymmetrical…

ok as you can guess this woman is the star of the post… and this post being on THIS BLOG means that the woman can be up to no good… but i must mention about impressions first… this woman gave a very bad first impression to start with… i mean i was standing in the train and the doors haven't opened and when i saw her i was already like "what the fuck?" so that really gives her VERY little little room for error. like a pretty lady can get away with something 5 times as serious…

but back to the story. turns out this woman seems to have injured her wrist cos there was this homemade-style bandage over her left wrist. so she was carrying her SMALL hand bag on her right hand. by small i mean about 500g.

when she came into the train, she walked in with this air of hurriedness and "i-must-go-in"… that reminded me of a certain very flustered platoon mate back in army… (he walks with a straight poise and is very by the book and speaks very fast and is very uptight… well, you get the picture)… and then she started 'excuse me'ing all the way into the sitting area… which was ok.. cos i thought she was one of those who would bother to move to the center of the train (not that i don't.. but it was already crowded enough)

and you know what she did? she went to the first guy she saw sitting… and said, in that same kancheong tone and "you owe me your life" tone….

"excuse me? excuse me? could you give me this seat? cause you can see that i have injured my wrist so unless you want me to fall over you… thanks."

WHAT THE FUCK!

eh you fuck bitch! you bloody respect people and don't talk to people like they owe you ok! did i mention that you look awful earlier on? by virtue of that you have been stripped of all your damn human rights so you don't even deserve to be on the train. and you injured your freakin WRIST. if you're so able-bodied as to be able to travel to work, i don't see how you can don't support your huge-ass-weight on your legs. oh i'm so sorry.. i guess your whole bejesus family has a history of polio… don't spread to your children ok? i don't think your son has the even a fucknut brain to inherit 0.1% of stephen hawkin's intelligence.

–haha. that felt good

goddamn bitch. i've seen pregnant ladies stand in crowded trains (people didn't offer cos they can't see her) and just bear with it. but yah.. i guess since you don't have human rights, you aren't a human so you don't have such basic abilities. oh well! one more to add to my list of extermination. bloody waste of oxygen.

as i reached for my gun.

Friday, June 23rd, 2006

the following is a story that happened to me this morning. Haha i'm trying to write it like some novel!

The train grinded to a halt in the middle of the tunnel, letting out an eerie howl into the darkness. As the commuters struggled for balance and held on to whatever their flailing arms could reach, Ian was rudely jolted from his sleep.

He did not enjoy a good rest the previous night. Fighting bad dreams and the cold of the night, he remembered writhing in bed and checking the clock. It read 5:33am. In what seemed like mere minutes later, his handphone alarm sounded. 7:30am, wakey wakey. And now I can't even enjoy a little nap on the train, he grumbled to himself. At the corner of his eye, Ian thought he saw a zombie. Great. Hallucinations, he grumbled again.

He checked the time on his handphone instinctively and frowned. The train was taking an awfully long time. On a normal day he would already be walking the last stretch to the office by now. Today was not a normal day, as he wondered what the hold-up was all about.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the overhead announcement boomed alive, as though reading his mind. It was the train operator, not the usual coo of a female recorded voice. "Next stop, Novena. Please be reminded that the floors are wet. Passengers, please alight with caution."

The train started crawling out of its spot again. Before it could proceed more than a hundred metres, the operator had called on the brakes again. This time the stop came with a bigger jerk. As sudden as the train stopped, it accelerated towards the next station. A woman in the next car fell.

Ian heaved a frustrated sigh. He was about to mutter out words of displeasure when the operator gave a second announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, please proceed with caution. The station is flooded."

Images of a station in chaos inside his mind were halfly confirmed as the train approached The Green Station. 10 or so workers were in various degrees of squating, drying off the floors and squeezing the water into buckets, as a supervisor beckoned them to hasten their efforts. The giant glass doors were wet from a spray five minutes ago, little droplets of drain water trickling down the vertical incline. A worker wearing army fatigues was climbing up a ladder into the ceiling, scanning the viscinity with a flashlight.

The train finally came to a rest. There was a pause. Longer than usual, he was getting used to it.

When the doors finally opened, he felt a gush of unwelcomed warm air from the failed air conditioning rush into the passenger cars. It was followed by the rusty stench of drainwater, as images of his army days flashed across. A man standing a metre away cowered his nose into his tee-shirt, choosing instead his own familiar odour for his oldfactory senses.

And then he saw it. 10 metres. Half left.

He felt his left hand slide into his slingbag, searching wildly. Jacket, book, documents, not what he wanted. He looked up and it was gone. Frantically he searched, his left hand banging about the walls of the Nike bag he bought two weeks ago.

His fingers finally hit gold and wasted no time. His palm slipped into place around that familiar feel of metal. Rounding his fingers around the weapon, his index finger found its place at the trigger, ready to deliver death at his command. He kept a straight face, lest everyone starts panicking, he reminded himself. All those years of training were finally being put to use.

Ian's eyes darted around the station hoping to find his foe into his sights. The supervisor was barking at the workers now. There were people hauling a slab of concrete floor that led to the sewerage. Probably where the flood had came from.

He gave a hard blink and brought himself back into focus. Where was it!?

"Doors closing."

His fingers around the weapon gave a firmer grip, feeling into the warm sensation they had given it just a moment ago.

The usual 7 beeps sounded in quick succession.

Ian took in a hard breath. Any time now.

With a subtle hiss of pressurised air, the metal doors started closing. His eyes focusing onto the remaining path of space between himself and the exterior of the car. The task was actually getting easier every moment, yet his shoulder muscles became more tense by the moments.

When the rubber linings clamped together with a thud, Ian finally relaxed his grip and removed his hand from the bag. A couple noticed his hand had been inside for some time and gave him a puzzled glare. He brushed it off.

The train once again crawled to motion. As he whizzed past the shiny floors of the station, he prayed silently that there be not a same experience for the remaining stations…