alright i know i've not been blogging and i apologize… aside from leading a rather boring life that meant little to blog about, my internet access has also been removed from the office and i don't know why. what i know is that i'm left with about 4 hours of precious internet time at home daily and i rather spend it playing dota and cs than blogging.
also i don't like to blog about something that happened a day or two ago… stale news is like a bag of rotten tomatoes.. it still smells and taste like the sweetness you knew, but you can't really place the taste, and it ain't as enjoyable as before.
but! today something happened in the train that i must talk about, and it has something to do with the title of this post:
alrite at novena station (why always novena) there was the lady i'd guess in her mid 40s wearing typical office attire.. some whitish female work top and a black knee-length skirt and a purple blazerish jacket… and her hair is quite horrendous. it reminds me of a poodle with a lobsided ear… remember how in primary school when you used to draw females? you'd draw their hair like an inverted |_| shape… yup her hair was like that… only that it was actually asymmetrical…
ok as you can guess this woman is the star of the post… and this post being on THIS BLOG means that the woman can be up to no good… but i must mention about impressions first… this woman gave a very bad first impression to start with… i mean i was standing in the train and the doors haven't opened and when i saw her i was already like "what the fuck?" so that really gives her VERY little little room for error. like a pretty lady can get away with something 5 times as serious…
but back to the story. turns out this woman seems to have injured her wrist cos there was this homemade-style bandage over her left wrist. so she was carrying her SMALL hand bag on her right hand. by small i mean about 500g.
when she came into the train, she walked in with this air of hurriedness and "i-must-go-in"… that reminded me of a certain very flustered platoon mate back in army… (he walks with a straight poise and is very by the book and speaks very fast and is very uptight… well, you get the picture)… and then she started 'excuse me'ing all the way into the sitting area… which was ok.. cos i thought she was one of those who would bother to move to the center of the train (not that i don't.. but it was already crowded enough)
and you know what she did? she went to the first guy she saw sitting… and said, in that same kancheong tone and "you owe me your life" tone….
"excuse me? excuse me? could you give me this seat? cause you can see that i have injured my wrist so unless you want me to fall over you… thanks."
WHAT THE FUCK!
eh you fuck bitch! you bloody respect people and don't talk to people like they owe you ok! did i mention that you look awful earlier on? by virtue of that you have been stripped of all your damn human rights so you don't even deserve to be on the train. and you injured your freakin WRIST. if you're so able-bodied as to be able to travel to work, i don't see how you can don't support your huge-ass-weight on your legs. oh i'm so sorry.. i guess your whole bejesus family has a history of polio… don't spread to your children ok? i don't think your son has the even a fucknut brain to inherit 0.1% of stephen hawkin's intelligence.
–haha. that felt good
goddamn bitch. i've seen pregnant ladies stand in crowded trains (people didn't offer cos they can't see her) and just bear with it. but yah.. i guess since you don't have human rights, you aren't a human so you don't have such basic abilities. oh well! one more to add to my list of extermination. bloody waste of oxygen.
